im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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