Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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