One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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