$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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