Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We talked him into tasing himself.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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