i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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