woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
