I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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