I must be too annoying 4 u.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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