Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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