btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
now i know why i became what i already was.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
