she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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