Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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