i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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