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Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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