Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
