If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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