i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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