Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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