so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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