when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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