You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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