Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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