id be glad to
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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