the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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