I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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