i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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