I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
