Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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