How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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