I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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