quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Randomize