What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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