do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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