That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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