are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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