what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
