their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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