it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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