i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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