Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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