But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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