You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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