Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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