Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I see more hoeing in ur future
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