i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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