Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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