Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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