never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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