All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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