I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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