I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
