I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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