Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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